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( Big comic )(Rocky is the standing dog, the sitting one we'll call Rufus)

Frame 1:
Rocky: "So, how are things on the girl-front? You got your eye on anyone?"
Rufus: "Me? Of course not!"

Frame 2:
Rocky: "Why's that so obvious? It's summer, emotions will out!"
Rufus: "Not MY emotions. I'm all dead inside".

Frame 3:
Rufus: "I guess I should be sad about it, but I'm just relieved I don't have go through all that. If some cute girl's flirting with me, all I see's someone offering me a big heapin' bowl of trouble and issues, going: ''ere you go!'"

Frame 4:
Rufus: "'All of this can be yours! For the low cost of all your available time and personal well-being you can make all of my problems yours, while significantly increasing the size of your own!'"
"'Act now! For some unfathomable reason there's a huge demand for this item!'"